Joe Biden Drops Out of Race After Losing To Trump's Blue Eye's White Dragon.

 

Washington DC --- Earlier today, Democratic Candidate Joe Biden has officially announced he will be dropping out of the race after Trump, in a brilliant 4D chess move, beat Joe Biden's Dark Magician. 

“He beat me at the... you know, the thingy,” the candidate said.

When asked about his sure fire victory in the upcoming election now that he's the only candidate, Trump said, “I must say, very huge. Big win. Nobodies ever played Yu-Gi-Oh as good as me, in the history of ever!”

Sources say they were actually playing UNO, but Joe Biden had slept through most the game (dreaming about spaghetti at the grocery store, according to Freddy Krueger) meaning Trump played against himself and a rock for 2 straight hours.