WASHINGTON DC — This just in, Joe Biden will be throwing hands with his evil twin brother, Kyle Biden in order to solve a feud as to who has killed the most kids and civilians in foreign countries.
“What's a brother? Some type of pancake?” Joe Biden told BNN. The fight will take place inside his basement (which also happens to lead to an alternate universe) in order to stop the world from being destroyed in the epic smackdown.
We tried reaching out to Kyle for more comments, but he called our cameraman's mom gay and was turned into stone instantly, before taking all the napkins at a local hot dog stand.
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