Delaware --- After police forcefully broke into Joe Biden's basement using a satanic chant (that being the recipe for a Domino's pizza) police discovered an alien who resembles Bill Clinton ever so slightly inside. The strange creature has so far done nothing but sit around all day and hump things, similar to Bill Clinton's presidency.
When asked about the strange creature, Bill Clinton said, “I did not have a sexual relationship with that alien,” before throwing a smoke screen and running into a telephone pole. BNN will keep you updated.
UPDATE: This is reported to be fake news, the Clinton did nothing wrong, please don't kill me I have a family.
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